My tweets

Tue, 20:21 : I love you mofos! #happyvalentinesdayeveryone Wed, 01:47 : In true Valentine's form, I strapped on a goat phallus & chased ladies while the villagers whipped me... or something like that #oldschool Wed, 02:36 : I ugly cried at the end of the His Dark Materials trilogy, so it's perfect as is, but I'm also excited to see what else Pullman has to say