Tales From the Game Store, vol. 2: Phone Antics

Many years ago (back in the 1980s, in fact) I fielded a phone call.
Me: "Pegasus Games, how may I help you?"
Pause
Him: "Do you have any airplanes available?"
Me: "Yes, we do."
Him: "How big are they?"
Me: (Measuring) "Oh, they range from an inch to three inches, nose to tail."
Pause.
Him: "Seriously, how big are they - how many passengers can they hold?"

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