My wifes reaction to my latest idea was predicable and understandable.

I had an idea yesterday, probably born from several sources, including my recent success at the MOTH, a sudden burst of amusing anecdotes and my bi-weekly intake of Marc Maron's popular podcast dealing with the world of comedy.

The idea:  I want to try stand-up comedy. 

I told my wife about the idea, and she looked at me as though I were crazy.

I knew this had nothing to do with her estimation of my potential as a standup comic.  She has always found me amusing (and occasionally infuriating), and while I may not have the chops for standup comedy, I think she would give me a reasonable chance at success.

Her concern had nothing to do with the probability of me bombing onstage. 

Instead, she was looking at a man who had just spent the day setting up his classroom (in record time, I may add) and is preparing for another challenging year of teaching fifth grade.

A man who is also in the midst of writing four different books.

A man who would be meeting with a client later that night to discuss their wedding, where he would serve as both DJ and minister.

A man who just picked up his first paying gig as a life coach job.

A  man who asked one of her friends yesterday if she would be willing to sit down with him to talk about the requirements of becoming a sociologist.

A man who brought his podcasting equipment out of storage earlier that day in hopes of launching his first podcast soon.  

So yes, on the face of it, declaring that I want to try standup comedy might have seemed a little crazy. 

But I'm not talking about a career in comedy.  I just want to try it out.  See what it's like and find out if I could be successful with it before it's too late.

I look at the next twenty years as potentially the most productive years of my life.

I spent the first twenty years of my life as a kid.  I had fun and learned a lot but had nothing to show for it. 

I spent the second twenty years of my life struggling to keep a roof over my head, stay out of jail, find a career, and start a family.

With all those things in place, I want these next twenty years to be a time of great accomplishment.  I want to write many books, teach many children, try many new things and dedicate vast amounts of time to my wife and daughter.

And become a much better golfer. 

And so this is the time to try standup comedy.  Not to earn a living or become famous, but because it's there, and I think there is a small chance that I could be good at it.      

And so I told my wife that I will write the requisite ten minute set, practice it, and then go to an open mic night, hoping to eventually get onstage.

"Ten minutes," I told her. "Not a career."

"Okay," she said.  "But if it becomes a career, you have to quit being a DJ."

I was willing to live with this compromise.