Where does one acquire a cup and crow temporary tattoo? Do you only hand them out to those of us lucky enough to be in your presence, or is there like a super secret online store somewhere where they can conveniently come to my home?

No store alas. I sometimes hand them out at events—signings, not y’know, friends’ dinner parties. We gave them away as part of the Crooked Kingdom preorder. Not sure if they’ll crop back up again?