Random Fiction: The Foggy, Foggy Dew

Now that's some foggy dew. Weird syntax aside, 'Foggy, Foggy Dew' is apparently an English folk song, so I'm assuming that's the precedent for the title, although I find that pretty disappointing, as I rather like the idea of foggy, foggy dew springing fully made from some writer's mind, or in this case, Charity Blackstock's mind. Speaking of Charity Blackstock, a little googling reveals that it's a pseudonym for one Ursula Torday, which itself sounds like a pseudonym, which itself raises distur