Last Week's Tweets

Terrorists are suddenly feeling redundant in UK #stupidtwattingrioters Talk about shitting on your on front doorstep! #
"@katie_khan: Seriously. Watch this video. #LondonRiots #Woolwich http://t.co/fD5UTiZ" The Real Planet of the Apes. Frightening. #
The news keeps calling them 'rioters' and even 'protesters'. I wish they'd just call them what they are – 'TWATS'! #
RT "@midnightreads: Check out what I got In My Mailbox featuring @Jkagawa @tomclempson and more http://t.co/8d350zc" #
The old man sat opposite me in coffee shop has bought 2 bottles of water & fallen asleep. This amuses and confuses me but I don't know why! #
Recognise any Manc looters? "@gmpolice: Can you help identify any of these people involved in disorder last night? http://t.co/hAlEQ9P" #
Today I have spoken to 6 whole people & 2 half people (but only one of them had a bread roll on their head) #
Heehee! Just watched a guy get caught out and confused by one of those ladies who do that 'kiss the air either side of your face' thing. #
It's raining it's pouring

The old man is snoring

He went to bed

with a cow on his head

And couldn't get up in the morning #
TY @midnightreads you're splendid and nice!!! @josieangelini @iHeartRevenants @lainitaylor @LarissaIone @melissa_marr @jossstirling #FF #
Trying to organise the structure of Jack Samsonite 2. I think I've fried my brain! #
Thank you Andrea!!! "@andrea01563: #FollowSaturday @MarcRyanJordan @tomclempson @Adam_Pettigrew please follow xxxxxx" #
He may be returning to the metal scene, but he will now always be that guy from The Gilmore Girls http://t.co/KzaOGzr #
My local coffee shop, The Cake Gallery in Bowdon, is awesome! (They just noticed that I was writing, so turned radio 1 off!) #

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