Length And Time For A Chime!

A bit slow are you? Well many humans seem to be at their zoo. But that you knew. The cat just can't help telling you. What one is it today? I don't have any length of time to have my say.

Whoops, I was wrong.
I can sing a cheery song.
Those blue guys can join in.
Those movies were a sin.

Fall for the trap,
With the DK rap.
Maybe talk to inka dinka do.
But that few knew.

Have I proven it?
Yep, just a bit.
Proved also I'm full of it?
Yeah, I have such wit.

You can't hold it?
You're having a fit?
Not for any length of time?
Damn, ruined that chime.

You can't stand them?
You are spitting up phlegm.
You hate them that bad?
Not for any length of time at your pad?

You can't write?
Not day or night?
Not for any length of time?
Damn, by typing it you ruined the chime.

You can't exercise?
Is that wise?
Not for any length of time?
So you move less than a mime?

You can't talk?
Not even as you walk?
Not for any length of time?
Whoops, you said that chime.

You can't understand?
Damning my confusing land?
That will amuse.
I like to confuse.

For any length of time.
I'm in my prime.
At least for a time.
Now go kiss a mime.

How long did it take? Figure out the point I was trying to make? No? You failed? Damn, I bet it was nailed. You just have to take the time. Okay, I'll drop a dime. Even a millisecond counts as time, so you can't even fool a mime. The any length of time excuse doesn't fit. Maybe you can't do things for long before you take a hit. But you can do most things for some length of time. Even if you are a mime. I'll stop picking on humans and the mime mass. They may send killer mimes after my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.