This is my dog Daisy. I have had her for about 4 years. She is...

This is my dog Daisy. I have had her for about 4 years. She is the smartest dog I have ever known. She looks both ways before crossing the street, even when excited and chasing a squirrel. She clearly understands over 30 English words, putting her vocabulary above President Trump’s. Today I was bringing my new dog Sammi into the house. I have a big fenced in yard. She spotted a rabbit and bolted. She was gone over an hour. I will do many things, but chase something is not one of them. Finally, I let Daisy out and she ran around the neighborhood, found Sammi and actually brought her home, dragging and nudging her by her collar. It was extraordinary.

Fuck yeah, Daisy.