I am a Turner-Offer

[image error]I have decided to accept my station in life, as well as the fact that others are born for a different task. I am a turner-offer. As I walk through my house, I often find many lights turned on with no one in the room, so I turn the lights off.

It is such a common practice now, I find that I’m surprised to see a light actually in the off state as I go by. I just naturally reach for the switch, so if it’s already off, I have to stop myself before I accidentally turn it on. Please don’t advise me...