A Total Husband Thing to Do

Me: Can you stop at the grocery store on your way home? Tech Support: Sure! Me: There are only three items. Here’s a list. *Tech Support takes list, exits* *Tech Support returns several hours later with four full grocery bags* Me: *unpacks bags, finds many intriguing items, only one of which was on the list* So what happened here? Tech Support: Why? Did I forget something? Me: Two somethings. And both of them were bacon. What totally cliche thing has your spouse done lately?