Serious Day On Display!

Today we can't have fun. We have to be serious with everyone. That is just so rude. The cat likes his attitude. But we have to. Humans made us at our zoo.

I broke my toe.
Oh no!
That may hurt.
Blood may spurt.

Seriously? You broke it?
Nah, I just said that shit.
I wanted to see what you'd say.
Now seriously, go away.

I won a new car.
Boy, I'll travel far.
It is great on gas.
Others I can now pass.

Seriously? You won?
Nah, I lied to everyone.
I just felt like it.
Seriously, you're full of shit.

I almost died.
Everyone cried.
It was a rough day.
Caused much dismay.

Seriously? You died?
Took a short bus ride?
That was you I saw?
At least you admit your flaw.

I won an election.
President is my detection.
I'll get there soon.
Maybe I'll get my own cartoon.

Seriously? You ran?
Nah, I got a tan.
I rested on a beach.
I chowed down on a peach.

I walked today.
I went to the bay.
I walked back.
I walked in my shack.

Seriously? You walked?
Is your brain stocked?
Is everything wrong mysteriously?
Why do you insist on saying seriously?

Ever get a nut like that? Saying seriously every time to make you repeat each stat. Pffft once in a while I can see but some use it like leaves on a tree. As in many a time. Seriously, I have no use for that chime. Unless you win a billion dollars or grow golden grass. Then you may hear it said from my not so serious little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.