1. Do invite me to parties filled with strangers because I need a reason to shower.
When you do, give me a week’s notice so I can practice smiling without wincing. I will also make up a dozen intelligent phrases to sprinkle into the conversation. For instance, “Funyuns are actually pig intestine.” And, for the love of God, don’t leave me alone.
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2. Do invite me to parties filled with people I actually know because friends are good.
In this situation, understand I really have to be on point be...
Published on January 27, 2017 06:46