Rudolph the Cyclops Reindeer (FF4)

Alex, upon getting into the car at school pickup, holds up this little “found thing”…

[image error]…and sings, in a low, monotone gravelly voice:

“Rudolph the Cyclops reindeer had a very evil eye

And if you ever saw it, you would probably-y DIE.”

Two days later, Nicholas and Michael are playing Star Wars: Battlefront:

Nicholas: “Yeah! I’m doing great. You’re just sad. Sad, sad, sad. You only have four points.That’s just sad.”

Michael: “And I’m still happy.”[image error]