typicalmbticonversations:
ISTJ: Cutting flowers to put in vases is so morbid.
INFP: How so?
ISTJ: Imagine if, when we saw a beautiful human being, we broke their legs and back, stuck feeding tubes in them, and put them up as decor in our homes. Just because we think they’re pretty.
INFP: Oh. Yeah I see what you mean.
ISTJ: And then tomato plants. We raise them just so we can feast upon their children.
INFP: Duuuude you’re right that’s so sick. We care for them and then rip their children away so we can eat them.
Random person behind them: …………..What is wrong with you guys.
Published on January 26, 2017 16:00