Mario is AWOL

Well, Mario dogged us again and is off somewhere in the Pacific Northwest holed up with Mark Henry. He says they're working on a screenplay (god help us)—I say they're probably lying on the couch drinking beer and playing…well, you fill in the blank.

Mario also informed me that he didn't take any pictures at Armadillocon. Great. I realize he sleeps through most of the panels he sits in on (come to think of it, he sleeps through most of the panels he's participating on, too) so I have very few Con