"i know what kind of man you are, but we could have been friends."

“i know what kind of man you are, but we could have been friends.”

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Janine. 

i know you have a psycho sister in spoopy azkaban who mind controls her guards, plays the violin in pyjamas all day since 1982 and threw your best friend in a well when you were 6. i understand that this is the reason we did not actually fuck in the bathtub. goodbye sherlock.

(via atikiology)