Secure In My Manhood
Today is certainly nothing like the"Good Old Days."But nothing never is.
My son,who was lucky enough to get an internship at a hospital,was given $50and asked by a Doctor if he would buy him some lunch.He was told for doing so he could get something for himself.So he bought a shirt.
Keeping on the same medical theme,the last time I was in the hospital my daughter brought me an apple to eat.I was in there for a whole week.One day a nurse walks in,sees the appleand says,"An apple a day keeps the doctor away."I said,"I know, I haven't seen one all week!"
During basic training at Fort Leavenworth,our sergeant asked if anyone had “Artistic Abilities."Having been an architectural draftsman in civilian life,I raised my hand.Then the sergeant announced that everyone would get a three-day pass except for me.I would stay behindand neatly print each soldier’s name onto his Army-issued underwear.
I went to one of those new discountPsychic Tarot Card Readersand when the first card was laid in front of me,it was theDeath Card!I looked to her for supportand she yells outGo Fish!She saw how shaken I was so she quickly shakes herCrystal Balland predicts a large snowstorm coming my way.
A recent joint study conducted by theDepartment of Healthand theDepartment of Motor Vehiclesindicates that 23% of all traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused byAssholeswho just drink coffee,carbonated drinks,juices,yogurts,eat hamburgers, and people who think they own the road!
Last month,National University of Singapore Scientistsreleased the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.The theory is that beer contains female hormones(hormones contain phytoestrogens)and that by drinking enough beer,men turn into women.To test the theory,100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1-hour period.
I am sure the rest of theWorlddoesn't make there beer the same way asSingaporeansdo!$#!)I just broke a nail!
This is,Secure In My Manhood Since I Have Seven Children,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."- Benjamin Franklin - That is my story and I am sticking to it! Like what you are reading,or do not like what you see.Set up my Blog as your Homepage,or sign up as a Follower,or leave a Comment,and I will answer you in a Post. Thanks for reading.
My son,who was lucky enough to get an internship at a hospital,was given $50and asked by a Doctor if he would buy him some lunch.He was told for doing so he could get something for himself.So he bought a shirt.
Keeping on the same medical theme,the last time I was in the hospital my daughter brought me an apple to eat.I was in there for a whole week.One day a nurse walks in,sees the appleand says,"An apple a day keeps the doctor away."I said,"I know, I haven't seen one all week!"
During basic training at Fort Leavenworth,our sergeant asked if anyone had “Artistic Abilities."Having been an architectural draftsman in civilian life,I raised my hand.Then the sergeant announced that everyone would get a three-day pass except for me.I would stay behindand neatly print each soldier’s name onto his Army-issued underwear.
I went to one of those new discountPsychic Tarot Card Readersand when the first card was laid in front of me,it was theDeath Card!I looked to her for supportand she yells outGo Fish!She saw how shaken I was so she quickly shakes herCrystal Balland predicts a large snowstorm coming my way.
A recent joint study conducted by theDepartment of Healthand theDepartment of Motor Vehiclesindicates that 23% of all traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused byAssholeswho just drink coffee,carbonated drinks,juices,yogurts,eat hamburgers, and people who think they own the road!
Last month,National University of Singapore Scientistsreleased the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.The theory is that beer contains female hormones(hormones contain phytoestrogens)and that by drinking enough beer,men turn into women.To test the theory,100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1-hour period.
I am sure the rest of theWorlddoesn't make there beer the same way asSingaporeansdo!$#!)I just broke a nail!
This is,Secure In My Manhood Since I Have Seven Children,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."- Benjamin Franklin - That is my story and I am sticking to it! Like what you are reading,or do not like what you see.Set up my Blog as your Homepage,or sign up as a Follower,or leave a Comment,and I will answer you in a Post. Thanks for reading.
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