Tagging Thing

@tacosaysroar tagged me in this questionnaire thingy (which as far as I can tell doesn’t have a name). Anyway, here we goooooooo…

Nickname: Papa (does that count?) and long ago my coworkers called me Falco. Because “Vienna Calling.” Get it?

Star sign: No Trespassing

Height: 5′9″-ish

Time right now: Hammer time

Last thing googled: Bueller (I was looking for the gif of the teacher saying “Bueller” over and over)

Favorite music artists: Too many to list

Song stuck in your head: Black Sabbath’s “Iron Man” because my kids keep asking our Amazon echo to play it

Last movie watched: Rumble In The Bronx

Last TV show watched: Black Mirror

What are you wearing now: A smirk

When did you create your blog: July 27, 2009

What kind of stuff do you post: Utter crap

Do you have any other blogs: Yes

Do you get asks regularly: Hardly at all. I used to, though. I guess after years of answering questions with smartass replies, people just gave up.

Why did you choose your URL: Because it’s genius and no other dad blogger had thought to use it yet. Porn sites, on the other hand, they’d thought of it.

Gender: Yes

Hogwarts House: Slytherin, probably.

Pokemon team: I don’t know… the Orioles?

Favorite color: Green

Average hours of sleep: None. I’ll sleep when I’m dead.

How many blankets do you sleep with: What the fuck kinda stupid question is this?

Dream job: Already doing it - writer. Second choice - Rockstar astronaut stunt driver secret agent.

Followers: Yes. Like a cult.

Yay! That was a fun five minutes. Now, my turn to tag people: @starkravingdad @daysofthedad @charliecapen @modernmommy @mammalingo and @taylorswift