Great New Review (Not Really)!
I wanted to share a review from Amazon for my book Conntra: Wads of Power:
wtf wtf wtf... if you are reading this comment, you are the most screwed up person ever... i cant beleive anyone would write such a useless piece of crap. i was looking to see if anyone preserved the nintendo power magazines... and this piece of excrement comes up. wts. screw the person who write this book... what the crap...
What I've learned here is that I am the most screwed up person ever, although it's not because I WROTE the book but because I read the review(?) Also, I've learned people are not good at searching Amazon. I put in "Nintendo Power" and went 10 pages of results deep and still didn't find this book. Which means I've ALSO learned that most people are too uptight to admit when they're looking for an erotic, nay, homoerotic adventure tale. Which is a shame. It's 2017. No need to hide. I see right through your excuses, reviewer. The shame is not in your proclivities. It's in your feeling that you need to hide them.
wtf wtf wtf... if you are reading this comment, you are the most screwed up person ever... i cant beleive anyone would write such a useless piece of crap. i was looking to see if anyone preserved the nintendo power magazines... and this piece of excrement comes up. wts. screw the person who write this book... what the crap...
What I've learned here is that I am the most screwed up person ever, although it's not because I WROTE the book but because I read the review(?) Also, I've learned people are not good at searching Amazon. I put in "Nintendo Power" and went 10 pages of results deep and still didn't find this book. Which means I've ALSO learned that most people are too uptight to admit when they're looking for an erotic, nay, homoerotic adventure tale. Which is a shame. It's 2017. No need to hide. I see right through your excuses, reviewer. The shame is not in your proclivities. It's in your feeling that you need to hide them.
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In which case I can really only blame myself. People should be able to make searches like "Dicktendo Power" without fear of running across something vile.
Some people need help knowing what they want.
It's true. That's why I wrote the damn thing in the first place. I figured (incorrectly) that people wanted it and just didn't know it.
Peter said; " i cant beleive anyone would write such a useless piece of crap."
Guess you are one of the multitude who has not yet seen the writing of Jon Konrath. OMG. Useless and more boring than playing with the garage door opener after the door has been stolen. And I'm not being a troll. Konrath himself says that it will give you hemoroids. It's like you stare at it wondering what you missed. And of course you can't find it and wind up like a truck driver.
Guess you are one of the multitude who has not yet seen the writing of Jon Konrath. OMG. Useless and more boring than playing with the garage door opener after the door has been stolen. And I'm not being a troll. Konrath himself says that it will give you hemoroids. It's like you stare at it wondering what you missed. And of course you can't find it and wind up like a truck driver.
Well, the reviewer did misspell "believe" (although not "excrement," hmm...) so maybe they got this via an accidental-on-purpose search for "Dicktendo power".