I met Martin at setlock and I'm the gayest lesbian but BOI I was shook and he stared directly into my eyes and licked his lips and I was just stammering something along the lines of "ppplease don't look at me like this" and he had a smug grin on his face s

as much as i’m completely aware of the fact that he Knows and this is a perfectly realistic story this mental image still makes me Hnnnng like what kind of every lesbian’s exception