dictator dan says techno sucks

here is an album i made using frooty loops when i was like 18 years old and still living at my parents' house in noblesville, indiana.

you can download the whole thing for free here via mediafire:



DICTATOR DAN SAYS TECHNO SUCKS







the songs are meant to induce weird laughter, not through jokes, but through music. this is not spike jones style shit. it's less silly. it's like dry stand-up comedy where the jokes are delivered using synthetic musical notes or some other stupid description like that. it's like if stephen wright fucked a floppy disk and then used that floppy disk to pluck an acoustic guitar but instead of an acoustic guitar he plucked the cables leftover from the shutdown of geocities. pitchfork, please hire me. i will talk about how awesome chillwave is and i will make up stories about southern rappers' mythologies or whatever. idgas. i've always been pretty cool.



anyway, i love this album. it makes me feel joyful to listen. i've never heard another album that sounds like this. it makes me want to eat so many hot dogs and so many pizza slices and drink so many sodas.



here is the track listing: