Writing - 10 things

Weird this week ranging from poo to pounds.


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1. Emails you send on Mondays contain more grammatical mistakes than those sent on other days.

Still rusty after the weekend.


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2. The Queen of Sweden thinks her palace is haunted by ghosts.

Boo!!!!!!!!!


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3. You can use a display computer in an Apple store all day and no-one will ever ask you to leave.

An apple a day


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4. Gary Lineker and Jonathan Agnew regularly receive soiled loo paper in the post.

That stinks


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5. It's possible to travel by train all the way from Yiwu in eastern China to Barking in east London.

Who wants to go to Barking?
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6. The British government thinks people have £433m of pound coins stashed away in their homes.

They need to think again


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7. In the US, at least one person a week is shot by a toddler.

What can I say?


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8. Only one member of the US Congress identifies as unaffiliated with any religion.

Thank God.


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9. There are 79 organs in the human body, one more than previously thought.

Which one?


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10. The most popular condiment eaten with chips in Australia is chicken salt. Which contains no chicken.

I have so many questions


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God Bless