actual dialogue from canon bbc sherlock episode the six thatchers

john: he's not moving

sherlock: he's thinking

john: he's really not moving

sherlock: slow but sure john, not dissimilar to yourself

john: you just like this dog, don't you?

sherlock: well, i like you

mary: he's still not moving

sherlock:

sherlock:

sherlock: *gently and sincerely* fascinating