Floppy haired Old Etonian London Mayor Boris Johnson returns (reluctantly) from his hols to sort out the underclass scum looting London. No doubt he will meet urgently with his fellow Old Etonion who happens to be our Prime Minister David 'call me Dave' Cameron to discuss how the Metropolitan Police can accomplish this on their clueless behalf.
Embarrassed to be British? When a cabal of public schoolboys runs the world's oldest democracy and can't deal with a motley crew of urban hooligans?
I should say so. To say the least. But why would they be able to? Our fault for voting them in. Not that I voted for either of these hapless toffs.
Published on August 09, 2011 13:01