The Buck Stops Here Because We're Mad-As-Hell

The Buck Stops Here Because We're Mad-As-Hell
by Cindy A. Matthews
Everything seems to be going downhill quickly these days in the US economy and in the political arena. Not being a politically active type of person, I can't imagine the stress and horror die-hard Wall Street types and party members must be feeling lately. My husband and I discussed the dire situation we're all in the other day and hit upon what we feel is the perfect solution to all our problems.
We simply need to junk the current two party system and begin again.
As Thomas Jefferson once said, "A government big enough to give you everything is big enough to take everything away," so we're going to do just that--take it all away. To this end, we have started a third party that will sweep the next federal elections and clean out the seriously-self-centered halls of Congress. It will be a party of the little people (not that we can't stand to lose a few pounds, but pasta is so much cheaper than meat when you're living on unemployment). It will be a party made up on non-career politicians who only want to serve their fellow little people and then come home to the family farm, ranch, restaurant, shop, etc. You know—the way the original founders sort of envisioned our elected representatives would be like before all this political party bickering began in the election of 1800.
And we think we have just the right name for it.


"The-Mad-As-Hell-And-We're-Not-Going-To-Take-This-Anymore" party or (TMAHAWNGTTTA party for short) is titled after that classic line from the classic film Network. Howard Beale (our party mascot—who needs an elephant or a donkey?) was a news anchor who told everyone to go to their windows and start screaming our party's name until something happened to fix the world's ills.
Network was quite a prescient story, and I don't think it's any coincidence that the mid 1970s and the early 21st century have a lot in common—energy crisis, pollution crisis, unemployment, corrupt politicians (remember Watergate?), trouble in the Middle East, etc. So now is the time to learn from our mistakes we made forty years ago and clean up our economy and Congress and our environment all at the same time. As another little man once said, "The buck stops here," and we'd better stop it in case it slides down further in comparison with other world currencies.


For Mad-as-Hell president we're thinking of nominating Weird Al Yankovic. "Why Weird Al?" you may ask.Weird Al's parody songs demonstrates he's a keen observer of the culture and what's wrong with it. Even if he can't fix everything within four years he can at least entertain us with a polka version of the Star Spangled Banner. For vice president, my hubby suggests Sarah Palin (to gain the media's notice) but I'm leaning more toward Cyndi Lauper. "Girls just wanna have fun" and who is having any fun in a time of economic and political crisis? Cyndi may just be able to help us on this very important point. (And I like how she spells our  shared first name to boot.)


Our platform will be made out of good old-fashioned, renewable wood. We stand for clean air, clean water, clean food, clean cities, clean language on the TV and clean underwear. But most of all we stand apart from those other politicians who seem to think that pointing the finger at the guy (or gal) across the aisle from them in the House of Representatives somehow defines what "good government" should be like.
If you want to join our party and start the crusade toward sanity, please feel free to forward this blog to your friends, family and other members of the human race. Tweet it up and Facebook and Google+ it to death. We're "Mad-As-Hell-And-We're-Not-Going-To-Take-This-Anymore" and we're coming soon to a local, state, and/or federal office near you. We thank you for your support.