Sofa Dwarfs

I have a niece who, having almost finished university, is working in a coffee shop (or something like that). As well as being smart as a whip, she also happens to be rather pretty so I suggested she should bea model (yeah, it sounded as weird coming out of my mouth as you might expect).

Truth be told, as well as being intelligent and easy on the eye, she is also quite petite, so when she heard my suggestion, she laughed and said that she wastoo small for that. That’s when I suggested that per...