The Poo-fect Storm

Every animal I have is excreting terrible things into my carpet.

Aaaand that opener really should serve as a WARNING, but just in case it does not… This is not a good entry to read while you have a nice lunch. JUST SAYING. This entry contains SCADS of poop. Also urine. NOTHING LUNCHILY-PLEASANT-TO-DISCUSS IS IN THIS ENTRY.

It began with Schubert. He started peeing all over the house. Not a droplet here or a single displeased message about kibble in the laundry there. Oh NO! BUCKETLOADS. A...