Radicalized Octogenarian

A radicalized octogenarian?That sounds like a contrarian description—Given that most octomen or octodamesCan’t even walk without a pair of canes.
But reading what old Mitch McConnell says,As he’s about to set brave Medicare ablaze, And sharpening his axe to hew down SSA,Octos must start to weigh a radical response.
The suicide wheelchair’s next in lineOf terrorist weapons to break your spine.The TNT cane set off by a weak tapAwaits your kidnap in an old folks home.
But who was the perp? A laid-off librarian?Not this time: an octo-Hungarian.