Thought Good Reads had blacklisted me for a minute

...couldn't get into my account. But no, I'm still here. For now. (Yeah I don't care what you think-they let me back in-take it up with them, not me. I just tap keys and watch drivel arrive on the screen.)

Bloody hell. Am I allowed to swear? I clearly need mahoosive icons all over web pages. It's taken me so long to find how to put a new blog post up I can't remember what I was going to say.

I've been reading about book promotion today. How to do it, what to do, what works. I have come to this conclusion:

There are no answers and clearly the only way forward is old fashioned bribery and hope you know thousands of people. Unfortunately I know but a few...

The trouble is I write erotica (among other things, but for now it's erotica) Not many places allow you to promote that.

So here's some advice for people wanting to write fiction-murder people rather than have sex with them-you can promote that stuff ANYWHERE!

Disclaimer for the hard of understanding-at no point am I suggesting that anyone actually goes out and murders anyone. Typing this I feel as if I should take the condescending typing stance of a fullstop Between.Every.Word.

I'll leave it there. I am required to play Walking Dead Monopoly...

Buy this book: Modified: Lunar Medical Book 1