20 years after your Poli Sci major, you ended up becoming a laid-off nursing care specialist in need of work. One of your pals is out on maternity leave and asks you to fill in for New Year’s Eve. Do well and there might be some openings. You’re grateful for the opportunity and show up early. The sun’s setting and the patients seem normal. Then night hits and a trio of burly men drag in an old man (in his apparent 70’s). Kicking and screaming, he claims to be the Spirit of 2016 and that they brought him here too early. That he’s gonna lodge a complaint. They strap 2016 to a bed and dose him up next to this other old guy, who claims to be the Spirit of 1996. Needless to say, 1996 HATES 2016 with an all-consuming passion. Well into his apparent 90’s, the two “years” blame each other for how dark the world’s become.
What happens next?
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