A Right Takes Flight!
Well maybe more than one right as the cat takes flight. I couldn't stop. We don't want such things to flop. Humans must be in the know. We can't have them getting lazy and stooping low.
Animal rights.
Under spotlights.
There they are,
Near and far.
You've seen a ton.
They are given a run.
And good they are.
But there are more on par.
Your lap is fair game.
You and your flame.
You don't like it? Tough.
We will get rough.
Your attention is needed.
All day it must be deeded.
You will get a break when we say.
Otherwise, have a nice day.
You must shovel and scoop.
No matter if we have smelly poop.
If it's not clean,
Things may get obscene.
You must watch your own feet.
Some things may not be sweet.
If you step in goo or a hairball,
Hey, watch where you go down the hall.
You must hide breakables away.
If not, well okay.
You'll learn what will and won't break.
No need for a double take.
You must hide the paper.
Who can do such a caper.
Like the dog ate the homework.
Hey, paper as fiber can be a perk.
You have to pee?
Hold it at your sea.
We are on your lap.
Stay here while we nap.
Your food is ours as well.
Even stuff we can't spell.
We want it all.
You're our own private mall.
How are those rights? Don't they all deserve their own spotlights? Any you would add? No wonder we drive you humans mad. The cat loves it though as I run to and fro. I knock things over with each pass. It is so fun to do for my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Animal rights.
Under spotlights.
There they are,
Near and far.
You've seen a ton.
They are given a run.
And good they are.
But there are more on par.
Your lap is fair game.
You and your flame.
You don't like it? Tough.
We will get rough.
Your attention is needed.
All day it must be deeded.
You will get a break when we say.
Otherwise, have a nice day.
You must shovel and scoop.
No matter if we have smelly poop.
If it's not clean,
Things may get obscene.
You must watch your own feet.
Some things may not be sweet.
If you step in goo or a hairball,
Hey, watch where you go down the hall.
You must hide breakables away.
If not, well okay.
You'll learn what will and won't break.
No need for a double take.
You must hide the paper.
Who can do such a caper.
Like the dog ate the homework.
Hey, paper as fiber can be a perk.
You have to pee?
Hold it at your sea.
We are on your lap.
Stay here while we nap.
Your food is ours as well.
Even stuff we can't spell.
We want it all.
You're our own private mall.
How are those rights? Don't they all deserve their own spotlights? Any you would add? No wonder we drive you humans mad. The cat loves it though as I run to and fro. I knock things over with each pass. It is so fun to do for my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Published on December 28, 2016 03:00
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