RECONNECTING WITH YOUR INNER MORON

Much as I like Michael Moore and Joe Biden, I'm becoming increasingly nauseated by the recent "apology tour:" insisting it was the Dems' fault that less than 80,000 low-information voters chose to hand the keys to the White House (and the nuclear triad), to a self-aggrandizing real estate swindler -- one who suffers from a monumental personality disorder and possesses the impulse control of a toddler with ADD -- and that Hillary Clinton indeed is to blame for everything from the heartbreak of psoriasis, to the fact that pandas refuse to mate in captivity.

Mike and Joe lament that the election was lost because Hillary declined to have coffee with some 80,000 low-information voters who believed the only way to solve their middle-aged, rural white angst; evaporating factory jobs and the darkening of America, was to shoot themselves in the face (always the 2nd Amendment solution).

"These are good people!" Mike and Joe insist, "We need to reconnect with them!"

Reconnect with stupid? No. I don't think so.

Mike, wanna reconnect with your inner moron? ... Be my guest. Joe, wanna shave a few I.Q. points so you can better relate? Go ahead and whack yourself upside the conk with that Louisville Slugger. Should do the trick.

As for yours truly, I choose to reject stupidity; not embrace it. Attempting to understand why a group of thinking-impaired, average working stiffs behaved like Pavlov's dog when fed a mixture of vile hate speech and pure, grade A horseshit by a man whose cognitive skills reside in his lower intestine is not my problem. It's theirs.

Hillary may be guilty of everything from whacking Vince Foster to hosting interspecies orgies in the Lincoln Bedroom, but there's one thing for which she clearly bears no blame: the sheer ignorance of those voters who put Donald Trump in the White House. Nope. Ain't gonna cop to that one.

Stupid is terminal. There is no cure. I know those who've beaten cancer, but not a single individual who's ever been cured of stupid. Fortunately, nature has its own way of thinning the herd. The stupid ultimately don't survive. The antelope that doesn't recognize the lion as predator, winds up inside the lion.

Mike; Joe, I'd like you to repeat the following mantra after me ...

I WILL NOT RECONNECT WITH STUPID.

I WILL NOT EMBRACE STUPID.

I WILL NOT EXCUSE OR BE SILENT IN THE PRESENCE OF STUPID.

Now, let's get to work ...