I still haven't opened any presents.

There was a blizzard. People got stranded, stuck in the snow. Cops and snow plows were called (I’m quite serious). I got a little drunk. It was a whole to-do. Hopefully, in the next 6 hours or so, I’ll find out all the nifty shit I got.

I’m a pretty simple man. I don’t need much. I like warm, fuzzy socks and alcohol.