A Christmas rant

Ho! Ho! Ho! And a bottle of rum... Err...maybe some wires got crossed. It is unlikely that Santa Claus comes roaring down chimneys, singing 'Ho! Ho! Ho! And a bottle of rum'. Fat chance he would have of locating stockings to put his toys in. if he did. Especially, if that bottle of rum had already watered his innards. Not that he actually has any stockings to put things into these days. I