Have You Ever Heard The Group Cellophane?

Having a large family,seven kidsand thirteen grand-kids,you have to have humor in yourand their lives to keep everyone entertained.Especially on those cold rainyor snowy days when everyone is inside the house getting on each others nerves.Oh,by the way,we have had almost all of those stick figure animals as pets over the years,except for the pigand the dog.Yes,we have a chicken as a pet right now.Back to my point,Humor.I have prided myself over the years as the"Corny Joke King."So you are in for a wonderful treat this evening. This is one I just texted to my fourth oldest daughter;
How do you tell if a Vampire is sick?
He is always coffin.

Here are three I recently heardand really like;
How do Mountains hear?They use Mountaineers.
What does a fish say when he hits a wall?Dam.
Where does a pretzel go on vacation?Pretzelvania.
I won't subject you to much more of this.It isFridayand I am sure you are looking for ways to start your weekend off on the right foot.Unless you are left footed.
What do you call the opposite of a hot pepper?A little chili.
Music Notes were all fighting along the staff lines. Two Half-notes threw punches at a Whole-note, but missed. One of them quickly says, "Hey Doe, Ray and Me don't want any treble!
What do you call a singing laptop?A Dell. (Get it? Adele!)
Oh,come on?Laugh already.
This is,Have You Ever Heard The Group Cellophane?They Mostly Wrap!Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.”
- Groucho Marx, -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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