This, however, is an April Fool's joke and made me laugh OUT LOUD (from Tor.com):
Science Fiction World Rocked as Woman Claims No Sexual Attraction to Neil Gaiman.
Clearly a joke, as I can't think of ANYONE not attracted to Neil. Certainly you've all heard about my various and embarrassingly Fruedian dreams about him, right?
Published on April 01, 2009 18:06