Be on Facebook or be extinct. 7 reasons you should post now.

Humans, you have been warned. At least warn your children. Start posting now. Here are the 7 reasons.

1. Find your other half. By 2025, you will be able to find your perfect match and more importantly avoid the perfect disaster based on years of your anonymized (chill) FB data. No more fake guys posting as reincarnations of Victorian poets in the first dates only to be proven that all they read is Domino Pizza’s menu. Divorce lawyers and multiple cats will be reserved for the off social media...