A Fact Filled Cheer Sure Is Near!

The cat wanted to keep the holiday cheer rolling so we are going to do some fact strolling. By the end of this you'll be as cheery as can be. You can trust little old me.

Fresh water kills you quick.
Like getting conked with a brick.
Salt water takes 10 mins to kill you.
Drowning now, what to do, what to do.

Some mothers don't have a hanky,
But they got the baby from some panky.
So how do they get rid of the snot?
They use their mouth to suck out the whole lot.

Use that office mug?
Suck it back with a chug chug?
20% of them contain fecal matter.
Hmmm, a yummy poop platter?

Have nice clear skin?
That sure is a win.
Humans shed 40 pounds in their life.
Gotta love sharing those skin cells with the wife.

Pucker up under the mistletoe.
Let the emotions flow.
There are only 1000s of microorganisms in your yap.
I wonder if they take a nap?

Disneyland is the place to be.
It's so happy from sea to sea.
Ever notice the dust there?
Ashes of the dead are dropped off without a care.

What was that?
You fart where you're at?
We breath in a liter a day.
How do they measure that anyway?

20 pounds isn't much, right?
Even if dropped from a big height.
But 20 pounds of pressure can pop a lad's ball.
I'm not talking about one you bounce at your hall.

This one is disgusting as can be.
It involves your pee.
People use urine to whiten teeth.
Staple that to a Christmas wreath.

And before you go to the loo,
Keep this in mind at your zoo.
Each year 40,000 toilet related accidents occur.
Those drunks and their vision blur.

Aren't you still cheery? Isn't that pee thing eerie? How would anyone this day in age think that? Blah, is all that can be said by the cat. There are actual sites on it too. Some people have no clue. The snot sucking would be nasty as well. We'll never ring either bell. Now I'll go pass some cheery gas out my ever so cheerful little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.