How many times are you guys going to make Hillary lose the election?

Absurd and costly recount efforts. Electoral College bullying. Protests. Foot-stomping. If we were in the store I’d drag you out to the car, take you home, and confine you to your room until you can act like a human being. I can always shop later.

“Wait till your father gets home!” I’d say.

Oh, that’s right. He is….