This is a Happy Post

You know, it being The Holidays and all, I thought I’d get at least one last happy post in before the Electoral Collage votes to elect as our new president an orange-tinted, small-handed, mean-spirited, race-baiting, violence-inspiring, self-gratuitous, megalomaniacal, grossly garrulous Grinch hell-bent on taking over the world via twitter. Ho ho ho cough hack spit! […]