Why Keep To Add To The Heap?

Ever notice how cats hit things under the fridge and hide them away more than a smidge? Maybe we aren't really saving them at all. Maybe we just want a clearer hall. Do you humans ac the same? Nope, no hiding game.

Look at that.
Great where you're at.
But it just sits there.
Never used at your lair.

But oh, it's rare?
Has the right flair?
A matching pair?
Double the useless to spare.

It might be used.
That sure leaves me amused.
5 years and never touched.
Yep, will be used muched.

Muched isn't a word,
But I'll flip Google the bird.
At least not used muched,
Still takes up no space and suched.

It fills the space.
My, what an embrace.
Good reason to keep.
No space to peep.

It might be worth money.
Now that can be funny.
Fools gold at your sea?
Many fools on a spree.

It's so me.
That gets a woweee.
So it is so you?
Damn, is it stuck to you too?

Others like it.
That makes it a hit.
Keep it for those who visit.
Maybe they can quiz it?

Too big to fit out the door.
That could be rough at your shore.
Maybe you need a new window?
Two for one with a heave ho.

Garbage won't take it.
Pffft who needs that shit.
Sit it on the sidewalk is all.
Some nut will take it and have a ball.

Do you refuse to throw away for rather lame reasons at your bay? A hoarder wannabe are you? Hey, it is your zoo. Keep what you wish, clutter or not. The cat just had to play with the plot. Now I'll go hide toys with Cass. They are cluttering up running space for my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.