Trying To Put A Little Humor In Your Day
Today,as I was dropping off my teenage son at school,I overheard a conversation between aFatherand hisBlond Teenage Daughter.Father, "Did you study for your English exam?"
Daughter, "Dah!"
Father, "OK. What are the vowels in the alphabet?"
Daughter, "ahh...eh...I...oh...you...sometimes?....why? Why Dad? Why are you asking me?"
Father, "Close enough."
A blonde grabbed a large thermosand hurried to a nearby coffee shop.
She held up the thermosand the coffee shop worker quickly came over to take her order.
"Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?"the blonde asked.
The coffee shop worker looked at the thermos,hesitated a few seconds, then finally replied,"Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me."
"Oh good!"the blonde sighed in relief."Then give me two regular, two black, and two decaf."
A young woman said to her doctor,"You have to help me, I hurt all over."
"What do you mean?"said the doctor. The woman touched her right knee with her index fingerand yells,"Ow, that hurts."Then she touched her left cheekand again yells,"Ouch! That hurts, too."Then she touched her right earlobe."Ow, even THAT hurts." The doctor asked the woman, "Are you a natural blonde?"
"Why yes,"she said.
"I thought so,"said the doctor."You have a sprained finger."
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.
Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!!
This is,You Never See Male Dumb Blond Jokes.Thank Goodness Too!I Am A Natural Blond Before I Grew Taller Then My Hairline!Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
- Steve Martin -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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Anonymous December 7, 2016 at 6:51 PMThose were the days my brother!!!! I loved being a punk rocker back then! I appreciate this special memory very much!
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Daughter, "Dah!"
Father, "OK. What are the vowels in the alphabet?"
Daughter, "ahh...eh...I...oh...you...sometimes?....why? Why Dad? Why are you asking me?"
Father, "Close enough."
A blonde grabbed a large thermosand hurried to a nearby coffee shop.
She held up the thermosand the coffee shop worker quickly came over to take her order.
"Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?"the blonde asked.
The coffee shop worker looked at the thermos,hesitated a few seconds, then finally replied,"Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me."
"Oh good!"the blonde sighed in relief."Then give me two regular, two black, and two decaf."
A young woman said to her doctor,"You have to help me, I hurt all over."
"What do you mean?"said the doctor. The woman touched her right knee with her index fingerand yells,"Ow, that hurts."Then she touched her left cheekand again yells,"Ouch! That hurts, too."Then she touched her right earlobe."Ow, even THAT hurts." The doctor asked the woman, "Are you a natural blonde?"
"Why yes,"she said.
"I thought so,"said the doctor."You have a sprained finger."
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.
Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!!
This is,You Never See Male Dumb Blond Jokes.Thank Goodness Too!I Am A Natural Blond Before I Grew Taller Then My Hairline!Jim Hauenstein,And,
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
- Steve Martin -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
Like what you are reading,or do not like what you see.Set up my Blog as your Homepage,or sign up as a Follower,or leave a Comment,and I will answer you in a Post.
Thanks for reading.
On my Post,
My Sister And All Special Education Teachers Are Cool I had a Comment I really enjoyed,
Anonymous December 7, 2016 at 6:51 PMThose were the days my brother!!!! I loved being a punk rocker back then! I appreciate this special memory very much!And whomever Anonymous is in this case,I appreciate your Comments.Thank you.
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