Just SPD Things
>This food tastes good but the texture is Bad.
>*washing dishes* *hand touches a tiny bit of food floating in the water* *shivers go up my spine from sheer disgust*
>Makeup? Would love too, but feels heavy and gross.
>You’re wearing Glitter? Good for you, now stay approximately 1260 feet away from me at all times while wearing it.
>Have to buy hypoallergenic deodorant, detergent, etc.
>Did you just spray Lysol in the bathroom? Thanks a lot, asshole, now I’ve gotta wait ten minutes to pee.
>Someone: *sprays any sort of spray around me*
Me: “Hello yes excuse me I’m over here TRYING TO BREATHE COULD YOU NOT”
>*strong scent in air*
Me: *gags* *chokes* *can’t breathe*
>someone: “go do [thing outside]”
Outside: *is anywhere over like 65°F*
Me: “it’s way too hot for that”
>Outside: *is anywhere over like 65°F*
Me: “so this is what hell feels like”
>outside: *is 80 fucking degrees F*
Person: “you need to do something outside”
Me: “fuck you I’m not ready to die”
