Getting Off On A Perfectly Fake Man

I’m here for you, baby, however, you want me.

By Elizabeth Shore

If you’re a guy lusting for an ideal woman who’s agreeable to every pervy thought in your mind, whose body measurements are precisely what you like, and who won’t leave you twisting in terror when she says she wants to “talk,” what do you do? Troll around Tinder? Slap up a posting on Craig’s List? Fuhgeddaboudit!Why go through all that trouble? All you need to do is get yourself a sex doll.

Sex dolls have been servicing men in a...