Friends sayin' I'm lazy. Am I?

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We were enjoying a splendid little evening idle of office cigars, beers and the new Stones album when one of my friends dive bombed my buzz.



“You know,” he said, “some of our friends think you’re just lazy.”



Huh?



It was incredibly rude, almost as if I’d blurted out I think some of our friends are just stupid.



They’re not, of course. They’re all super smart. You have