Matt’s Getting Married

Matt’s getting married

and I feel a little old,

what happened to

the friends I had

who sometimes got

arrested?

I’m an old man now,

I have friends

who work in banks

and who know

how to change a fuse

or how to wire a plug

and switch energy providers.

My friends

have home and contents insurance;

they can go for one drink

and not have another.

I have

a fucking

pension!

I get excited

about staying at home

for the weekend.

Matt’s getting

married;

what’s that

all about?

Fuck,

man,

I don’t want

to be a grown-up;

where the hell’s

the fun in that?

I never liked weddings

to begin with.