The campaign to Ban Valhalla was insufficient. It’s time to BURN...

The campaign to Ban Valhalla was insufficient. It’s time to BURN this book!

Valhalla by Ari Bach has met with ferocious opposition from many readers. It’s infamous for its over-the-top violence, gay main characters, controversial sequels and blasphemous prose. Shortly after its release a campaign began to ban Valhalla from libraries and schools.

But it wasn’t enough. The book is still out there and millions of readers are unaware of its danger and obscenity and deviant moral outlook that contaminates all who read it! We need to warn the world. We need to make Valhalla by Ari Bach the most notorious, maligned, feared book ever to be published! Join the new campaign and spread the word like wildfire!

What you can do:

Familiarize yourself with this evil tome by getting a copy and reading it cover to cover! Then the sequels, Ragnarok and Gudsriki!
Buy it for friends so they can see how horrifically disturbing and offensive it is!
If you can’t afford it, just read the free sample on Amazon to understand its evil!Request your local library buy it to further document its infamy, and read it all for free!Ask your local politician to hold a Valhalla book burning before city hall!When you’re done with your copy, burn it (safely) and post video for all to see that they may grow to hate this book that they don’t understand!Scatter its ashes to the wind (in an environmentally sound location)!Buy another to replace it and burn it annually! A new Winter tradition!

We cannot sit idly by and allow this book to fall into obscurity! We must fight while we still can to condemn it to the fire! So make like Brünnhilde and Burn Valhalla now!!!

#burnvalhalla

(Always be safe with fire and only burn Valhalla with a fire fighter/truck present.)