The Need To Read?

The cat has seen another trend that is about. People need to hear others shout. Or at least read it before they ever do the shit. Not sure what I mean with my spree? You'll see!

I can't save dough.
Oh friggin no.
It is such a shame.
I need someone with fame.

101 ways to save.
100 ways to avoid a financial grave.
50 ways to save more.
101 ways to save the encore.

Wowwee, now I know.
I can save some dough.
I just can't spend.
On these gurus I sure depend.

My house is a mess.
That I will confess.
But how do I get it clean?
Isn't there advice that is so serene?

De-clutter now!
101 cleaning tips the will wow.
Tricks to a clean home.
Cleaning when in Rome.

Wowweee, now I know.
I just have to clean my show.
Clean and throw stuff away.
Now I can have a nice day.

I can't get a date.
Where is my mate?
I really need one.
How can this be done?

101 dating tips!
Dating on cruise ships.
101 more dating tips.
Dating words for your lips.

Woweee, now I know.
I just have to give it a go.
Who knew all you had to do was speak?
A mate I can now seek.

One for that and this.
Read and don't miss.
101 ways to help with anything at all.
Read away and have a ball.

Who knew I needed to read 50,000 words so that I can de-clutter? Maybe my brain had a stutter? Who knew I needed to read 50,000 more to talk to a date? Damn, I hope that advice doesn't come too late. Hmmm didn't I already know all of this? Do you need someone to tell you such bliss? Wowwweeee, if yes was answered by thee. Maybe I should make one come to be. 101 ways to get rid of that gas. It could be a huge hit for my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.