An Average Day Here To Stay!

What is your average at your sea? Do you have an average spree? On average everyone had an average at some point. That is average at every joint.

On average at play.
Said every day.
It's here to stay.
But it can go away.

Fall in a hole.
An average goal.
Let it take a stroll.
Bury it like a mole.

On average I'm nuts.
On average I ignore mutts.
On average I increased that.
On average things can go splat.

Get where I'm going?
On average you get my showing.
Then again I may confuse.
On average that does amuse.

On average sales were up.
They filled a tin cup.
But on average they lie,
As the on average does fly.

Store A and B and T made more,
While Store R,G,Y,U,L,O had a losing encore.
But just fudge the numbers a bit,
And on average we're a hit.

On average they are great.
To them no one can relate.
Their average is top notch.
They deserve a bottle of scotch.

Wait! Get the cheap stuff.
On average they are all fluff.
High scores in bird courses and gym.
Off average they may be dim.

Maybe off average is it?
Whoops, can fudge that shit.
On average and off,
All drink from the same trough.

On average that's how it's done.
Isn't on average fun?
The average way at play.
Aren't you glad on average is here to stay?

Maybe above average should come due? That would just screw everything up at each zoo. Above average vs. on average and maybe even off. Damn, now your brain is going to scoff. Don't worry, not much math to come due. You can fudge the numbers to make what you want true. Then just let on, off, above or even below average come to pass. That is a lot of averages even for my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.