Ode to Black Friday

Whoop-ty-dooI saved a few.But now my faceIs black and blue.But it was surelyA worthy cause;I didn't hesitate,I did not pause.I braved the hordes,I fought the crowds.Hindered best dealsI could not allow.I got there early,I stayed out late.It was so worthThis China plate :/I helped the market,I helped the storesAnd same time next yearI'll be back for more.So if you're strapped;Running out of cash,Might I suggestYou make your dashTo the nearest Best BuyOr the closest Walmart.Just don't get trampledOr ripped apart.You can save money;You can save face.If you pay full priceWell that's a disgrace.So join me nowOr maybe last night...Black Friday's not just tradition,But it's your right.Now, all you desperate shoppers out there...Get some